I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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