Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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