Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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