I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
