Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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