dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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