She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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