that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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