I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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