I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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