She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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