How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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