let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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