some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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