she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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