Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We had sex on a dog bed..
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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