Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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