Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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