What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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