Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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