can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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