wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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