why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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