does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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