I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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