So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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