He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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