Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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