Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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