i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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