You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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