i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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