there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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