we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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