Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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