Jerry, you need to find god
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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