she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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