Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
