Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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