we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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