i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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