Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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