if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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