Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Randomize
