just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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