so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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