Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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