redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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