Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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