I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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