I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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