found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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