When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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