gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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