all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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