this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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