I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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