Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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